The Scone Sabotage Tea – Saturday 21st May 2016
Mad Hatters Tea Rooms, Ulverston £16 for two
In need of a de-stressing afternoon W and I decided this week we would escape for an hour or two on Saturday to go for a cuppa and cake and if it became an afternoon tea, then all the better. I had been eyeing up this little tea room for a while and it seemed the perfect occasion to give it a whirl. W and I are big fans of quaint and we weren’t disappointed, lovely retro pieces for display, for sale and for use by patrons. The menus are hung on the back of solid wooden chairs and each table has a magnifying glass to fit the theme but also to help those of us who need a little magnification in our lives.
We were a little late in arriving but they were still accommodating enough to make us a full afternoon tea. Jolly decent of them, especially given how long we stayed after closing time…
Both having chosen tea we were quickly supplied with a huge pot of the stuff and charmingly mis-matched crockery to go along with it. We settled down to natter, admire the things on display and (in my case) sing along loudly to the Patsy Cline music being played. I am a big fan of hers, all heart-break and man-done-me-wrong fiftiesness, great for a hearty impromptu karaoke.
So to business. Along came the cake stand accompanied by a plate with dishes of jam and cream. We were very taken with these little dishes and the little jam/cream spoons with that shell like fluted pattern that reminds me of my nana. Don’t tell W, but I am thinking of purchasing a set for her for Christmas.
We were so engrossed in our conversation that whilst we did tuck in, it was not with our usual unseemly haste and we actually managed to savour each one for a change. There was a variety of brown and white bread that was fresh and well buttered and the fillings were good and fresh too. A chunky egg mayo was not too smothered in mayo and you could really taste the egg. The cucumber nice but just needed a little salt, and the squashy layer of the cream cheese sandwich was just right to give that tang you expect.
Today’s cake strategy was difficult with the choices on offer. All looked lovely and probably it wouldn’t have mattered what order we ate them in as they were all really good and delicious. A choice had to be made so I went chocolate tart first, so it would have cleared my palate before the scone at the end. It was rich and smooth with a cake case rather than the expected pastry, and was none the worse for it. Next I went for the fruit meringue which just melted away and the fruit on top was an unusual combination of strawberry, pineapple and orange that worked surprisingly well. Finally a moist tart lemon cake that had that texture and taste that tells you it is homemade and reminds you of Sundays at your nana’s.
And just like that we arrived at the scone. Fruity, with mixed peel too, crumbly outside soft in the middle and a good size of knobbliness. Plenty of butter was provided and jam and cream. Whipped it is true but then this was not an afternoon for quibbling and for the price to be expected. With the strawberry that had been perched on top I soon made a lovely pair of fat scones, buttery, jammy, creamy and begging to be eaten. What happened next I can only describe as jealousy on W’s part. Sabotage dear reader. Sabotage! Well attempted sabotage. She callously threw the jam dish at my plate with the true aim of disturbing my perfect pleasure. Foiled! I managed to heroically to save my little scone halves and ate them up double-quick to prevent further harm. Now she claims it was an accident, but I will let you make up your own minds.
By this time it was past closing time and we had been enjoying ourselves so much we hadn’t noticed. Sheepishly we paid the bill, but then were so distracted by the bits and bobs on display we stayed another ten minutes, although W did buy a pretty tea-for-one cup and plate set and a honey jar so I don’t think they were too annoyed with us. What a truly raucous life we lead, last to leave a tea shop! I remember when we were thrown out of pubs.
Overall marks (out of 5 stars)
Service: *** Friendly and patient
Amount of Food: ***1/2 Just the right amount for a Saturday afternoon treat
Quality of Food: ***1/2 Lovely fresh cakes each with a twist and well filled sandwiches
Value for money: **** A good value treat
Description: ‘Quaint tea rooms with some exciting little knick-knacks’ ‘Home made cake just like my nana made’
There is no website that I can find.
They are on Trip Advisor https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g499564-d5279802-Reviews-Mad_Hatters_Tea_Rooms-Ulverston_Cumbria_England.html they are also on Facebook.
And my suggested tracks for today’s tea are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM9BgXP6cW4